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Wednesday, November 5, 2008


random, profound thoughts


W
hen talking about love you'll hear people say, "My head and my heart are saying two different things."


Y
esterday, as I was driving home from the gym, I realized I don't have a problem with my head and heart. Rather it's my mouth and my flabby butt.

Seriously.

T
ake the plate of simply divine chocolate chip cookies that are sitting on my kitchen counter this very moment.


I
f I listen to my mouth I hear, "Holy crap I want one of those cookies. And I deserve it! After washing all those dishes I am entitled to something."


B
ut my untoned butt will argue back, "Are you kidding me? Remember all those painful squats you did this morning? Do you know how bad I hurt right now? Don't you dare touch those cookies! You're making me fat!"



So which do you choose?

Your mouth or your butt?


I'm proud to say, at that moment, I chose my mouth, but that was because my butt has lost three pounds in the last week - and I do not want an overly scrawny butt! What would David pinch as he walks by?

1 comments:

Megsamillion said...

Ashley Harward! You make me laugh my head off. I think you should go read my blog you will love it :) awkwardmomentsdefineourlives.blogspot.com

Love ya
Megan Fife